MISSION SMALL PRINT
Even chaos
has paperwork.
About this project
Ferrets on Mars is an original fictional comedy and interactive entertainment website published by Really Byte, part of WTAF.im. Torque, Spanner, Mrs Wiggles, the colony and its incidents are fictional. The habitat feed is an animation, not live footage. Status figures and sock counts are jokes. This site is intended for adult visitors.
A little science. A lot of ferret.
The gravity calculator uses an idealised constant-speed jump with Mars gravity of 3.71 m/s². It ignores air resistance, spacesuits and animal behaviour. The sock calculation and car simulations are invented entertainment. Nothing here is animal-care, engineering or space-travel advice.
Privacy on the static site
Calculator values stay in your browser and are not submitted to Really Byte. Poll choices are stored locally under “fom-votes” so this browser can remember them. No name, email address or account is requested. You can remove remembered votes by clearing this site's storage in your browser settings. This static website includes no advertising trackers, analytics scripts or tracking cookies.
The hosting service may process standard technical request information, such as IP address and request logs, to serve and protect the website. If you view a private preview through ChatGPT Sites, access is also subject to that service’s sign-in and privacy arrangements.
Shopping and optional support
External store links open ReallyByte’s current catalogue on Payhip or Etsy. Those platforms handle their own account, payment, delivery and privacy processes. Check each listing for the current contents, price and terms. A “coming soon” label means that product has no connected sales listing yet. There is no purchase or donation form on this site.
Optional project support, when connected, uses Payhip and is separate from Etsy product listings. Support funds the creative project; it is not charitable fundraising or support for a real Mars mission. All free interactions remain available without payment.
Images and downloads
The colony and poster illustrations were made with AI assistance for Really Byte. Useless is the ReallyByte mascot. Product previews are illustrative samples; customer PDFs are delivered separately by the shop when listed. Personal-use terms accompany each printable.
Contact
Questions, corrections or space-related complaints: info@reallybyte.com.